League Leadership

The leaders of this august body are paragons of virtue; high priests of the gridiron. Their benevolent and infallible stewardship of the league has led it to its position as a peerless football, nay cultural, institution.

⚖️ Commissioner: The Old Dirty Cat

Assistant to the Commissioner: Fat Joe

💵 Treasurer: JH
𒀀 Secretary: DN
🏳️‍🌈 DEI Officer: CR

Excommunicado

These low-life bastards have had their Bruden privileges revoked due to a severe infraction of our code. We offer them no quarter.

ℹ️ Excommunicado: Latin for "you're fucked."

Team RAMROD

Aliases: "Team MarcusMariokart" or "Team GuiceBox"
Grounds: Philandering, infidelity, and cavorting with loose women
Banned: Following the 2018 season
Duration: All years of his natural life